Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Kristy Kay

"Alex Turner was making rude comments about my initials, and I became bothered, revved up like an engine, and kicked him straight in the chest. He went flying into the fridge with force. He deserved it. Now that I think of it though, the whole thing was pretty funny." 

Monday, December 30, 2013

Alex Turner

"When I was little I used to put on my mom's yellow kitchen gloves and wear a red T-shirt walking around pretending I was Gaston." 

Thursday, December 26, 2013

Lady Macbeth

"All the perfumes of Arabia would not sweeten this little hand." 

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Daniel Hansen Santa

"You should paint a picture of Jesus reading a newspaper for your Christmas portrait." 

Thursday, December 19, 2013

At the Laundromat

"I want a duplicate. Meet me here next Thursday at five.
Okay? Five. High five."

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Big Ken

Give me your mafia face. 
"Hahaha! I don't know if I can look serious like that. 
All right, here it goes."

Tuesday, December 17, 2013


"Can you paint me wearing a 19th century Prussian Military uniform?"

Monday, December 16, 2013

Sarah Bart

"I wish someone would blow up my cat. He's an asshole. I change his name everyday."

Friday, December 13, 2013

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Marena Domingo Young

"Hey bud. Hey bud. 
I want to write Magic: The Gathering flavor text." 

Monday, December 9, 2013


"Let's start a band. We'll call ourselves Tune Up to Suck." 

Friday, December 6, 2013

Thursday, December 5, 2013


"I'm a family man. I do everything for my family. That's what makes me a man. The general public... The general public I don't give a shit about."

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Monday, December 2, 2013

Nick MacDonald

                                                              "WHat!?!..... WhAT!!!??"